Baldwin got an Oscar Nomination for "The Cooler"? That's great, he was terrific in that Movie. Why did he waste all that Time on that Tina Fey shit?

"You don't wanna buy it!?! WAAAAHHH!!"

What episode is that girl in? I'll watch that.

"We want THE BOY!!!"

Her Last Words . . .

Excuse me, but this is about HITLER!

Seventies era J Geils ONLY. "Centerfold" SUCKS.

And for the next Forty Eight Hours the Internet will salute him as The Greatest Man Of All Time.

That's what's causing all the trouble over there, a refugee ban that will never even happen.

Why do something to stop people from Syria from getting killed when you can shit yourself over something a guy said in a press briefing?

Well, I'll be wiping something else off of the Screen, IF-YOU-KNOW-WHAT-I-MEAN!!!!

Because they are sooooooooooooo fuckin' FUNNY!

Oh, Zach And Coke!

Stupid guy!

Is that Chelsea Clinton in that picture? If it isn't I'll wipe the spit off of my screen and go back to business as ususional.

Chevy Chase tried to talk to him about drugs but everybody was chanting "FUCK YOU, CHEVY!!!" so loudly Harris could not hear him.

Gee, "Not even Hitler used that shit!" has been an accepted argument against the use of Chemical Weapons for more than half a Century.

Ghost Dad
I am invisible
Ghost Dad
Want a drink? Where did I put the pills?
Ghost Dad!

I've been told that. There have always been a bunch of good Italian places in New Orleans, too.

Girls!