"Long Island Cannibal Massacre"!

Everything in "Bottle Rocket" is Great except for that Mexican girl.

Oh, Editing is terrible. But there are guys who Love that shit. Like Hal Ashby. He was very happy to just there at the Moviola Machine, smoking pot all day long . . . What a NUT!

When I make my Movie "A Girl And A Gun" I'm gonna shoot it on 16mm fo' sho'!

Yeah, he is. It probably helps that I never saw that Sit Com.

Be Cool, Terry!

Ever since "Something bout Mary" Jeffrey Tambor really gives me the Hee Bee Gee Bees (That's how I spell it!)

Oh, I was hanging with him at the Waffle House the other night.

I'll watch that when I get home from Work tonight.

It ain't like we're Eddie Van Halen or somethin'.

Yeah, I heard that. So I don't have to worry about that raccoon that chewed two fingers off my left hand a while ago.

All the guys on the original "SNL" used to wear Hawaiian shirts. I only bring that up to embarrass Lorne Michaels.

John Waters will kick Alec Baldwin's ass!

Okay, it didn't get a laugh. Why ya gotta be all CRUMMY about it?

Put him in a Comedy Sketch as Bill O'Reilly! QUICK!

Date Rape? That's at the Frat Party AFTER the Game.

Amen to that!

Note to AV Club Commentators : Avoid Cleopatra jokes.

He is still trying to compose an coherent answer.

Is it true that they came up with a new way to give Rabies shots that isn't as painful as they have always been? Cause the only thing about Rabies that scares me is the shots. Otherwise I'd be totally into that shit!