Well, I know when I have been insulted!

That's nice, an old lady involved in an old controversy!

Because I care about you, knifeparty.

Always thought she was kinda cute. You heard Anthony Bourdain is having Celebrity Sex with Asia Argento? I could just SHIT!

The Hare Krishna Zombie from the original "Dawn Of The Dead" is the Trade Convention King!

Wow, I wonder what Sinnamon Skin will raving about in a decade?

Now that you have acknowledged your over use of "Dumpster Fire" how getting rid of "Schadenfreude"?

Why do you have to move your neck? It's right there between your head and your torso like God meant for it to be.

That never stopped Def Leppard!

Hey Ho, Way To Go, Ohio!

Citation?

You're just trying to impress Sarah Silverman.

Oh, okay. If you're going to do the same old AV Club shit I'm not interested.

They clearly don't know much about "Syria" or "Iraq".

An administration is supposed to be full of LAWYERS!

George Alexander.

My Beard is grey.

No Monster learns anything? No Monster hugs?

I liked when he was going to break Stephen Lemme's's arm and in the next scene he just had a little bandage.

They got a Patton Oswalt bot!