"You're . . . John . . . Wick . . . am . . . I . . . right?

I need more Coffee.

Orange

The DVD I rented of that conked out after ten minutes. What a relief

That's enough Beer Talk.

Yeah, Nazis. There's gonna be a Holocaust. Hitler. Orange.

Remember when the AV Club found that News Report with Teenage Michael Stipe as Frank-N-Furter?
PETER BUCK: I didn't know about that! Did you know about that?
MIKE MILLS: I had no idea!
BILL BERRY: Aw, it's FUNNY!
PETER BUCK: Yeah, it's okay.
TOMMY STINSON: I got a BONER!

"Isn't America great? Except for the South."

You're the kind of guy who talks about "Citrus" and "Caramel" when describing Beer? You're an Oscar Party Person,not a Super Bowl Person.

You gonna stop talk'n' 'bout Fox News all day? Get outta here! Crazy!

You and that kindle would be dirty, yeah.

GunTotingPatriot.org doesn't pretend that Woody Allen still matters.

That's pretty good.

Manga? Why would there be a Best Selling Fruit Juice List?

Maybe now you will finally catch on that the New York Times is a pile of shit.

Never saw "Dear John". Saw a Deer yawn while watching "Bambi" though. Real Deer find Animated Deer dull.

They was talking about the big fuss over how many people attended the Inauguration when she started talking about "Alternative Facts". Unlike the Moscow Piss Party, the Inauguration really happened.

Ugh.

Judd Hirsch in "Independence Day" is The Best Movie Dad Ever!!!

I'll put a Cap in your Ass!