No, I'm laughing at people who think a Shit Joke is a Big Deal.

If pretending to eat shit makes you feel like you are doing something to make the World a better place why not go for the Real Thing?

Trump only ran for President because his contacts at ABC tipped him off that this Show would be on in early 2017 and he was determined to mess things up. Soon as he makes his Speech to interfere with the episode of the Show he will resign, content that he has achieved his goal.

Heterosexual children, mind you! Heterosexual!

Oh, Brad Valasomething is coming at me tonight. Oh, I am really in for it. Am I up to the challenge? Better drink some Coffee.

Are you a Pepsi Person?

Cheeto Misquito, Cheeto Mosquito!

Yeah yeah, Dude looks like a Lady, Yeah yeah, Dude looks like a Lady, Dude Dude Dude Dude looks like a Lady . . .

Be fuckin' funny.

Great, now all the people who can't write real jokes can just repeat the words "Potato Chip" over and over again and think they are being funny.

I've bought a bunch but I am taking a break. Pollard is great but I'm not making a Life Time Commitment to the guy.

That is a Double, isn't it? You've got to give it another try , "Let It Beard" ROCKS!!!

Yeah, I couldn't remember the title because I was yelling at the Little Kids In The Parking Lot to stop playing in the rain.

What a great Traffic System
It's so bright
I can't think of a better way to spend the night
Than waiting around ON A LITTLE YELLOW LIGHT!!!!!

Is one of them the new Secretary Of State?

Bob has a Double Solo Album and it is my Favorite Bob Album.

Looks at steak in Heaven's Supermarket

Write something about that blonde from "Doctor Detroit"!!

Oh, that's Healthy! Spite is NOT Cool! Get Over Yourself! My Goodness! Get Luck with THAt Attitude! You need to listen to some Springsteen! Eat something Good for Lunch! My Goodness!

I found out David Bowie and died and sent them a tip. They posted the Story ten minutes later.