And his peculiar ideas about Love Making - Which was no Love Making at all! - died with him.

CLYDE! THE DOG ATE MY SHOES!!!

Bud Cort was an orangutan?

Silver Friedman, Manager of the New York Improv, was the most horrible Human Being I have ever met.

Oh! Am I here too late to get in on the "Trump should play the Monkey" jokes?

"Hey, Mom and Dad, can I go walking through the worst blizzard ever to see my Boyfriend?"
"Yeah, sure."

Huh?

God, "Krampus" is a terrible Movie.

Fire the idiot who came up with that "To Sir With Love" bullshit.

Did anybody make jokes about Malia smoking dope and pulling her skirt up at Lollapalooza? Nope.

I know a guy who has Thomas for a first name. What a fuckin' square!

Are we supposed to be PISSED OFF about this? I'm nervous about what to say. The AV Club is really scary lately.

Aw, they're okay.

I didn't know Watts died.

Some German guy asked me if I'd ever listened to Can just the other day. I said "Can't hear you!". He just looked at me.

WHOA! I'm going to sleep!

I don't want to eat no babies!

I remember that. Everybody was annoyed.

He cut himself on a piece o' glass.

It has a Billion great things. That talk about it being The Greatest Movie Ever Made is no bullshit!