Wow, and you say Trump wants to mess things up for people.

Only men voted for Trump, you know. It's True!

I was nearly beaten to death by the Misfits' Bass Player until a whole Night Club full of people intervened. I told a Sammy Hagar Joke in my Stand Up Act and he was offended.

I just heard "Somebody To Love" by Queen on the Car Radio. I really enjoyed it. But what does a Song like that mean in a World without President Hillary?

"Drumpf"! You are The King! Ha! Whoooo!

At least your funny enough to make an "orange" joke. Ha Ha, that kills me!

You want us to get hit by a catastrophe, let's see what you can do. Come on, make your Move!

Oh, Gee, Thanks Dave Eggers. Now we will have Music to listen to.

Oh, yeah. I definitely know what you mean. But these particular assholes and losers - No Thanks.

Tipper has lost all interest in Love after the Heartbreak of being Married to Al. Thanks a lot for ruining her for all of us, Al! Thanks a lot!

I never saw it but I liked the Commercial where Rob Lowe said "We make a pretty good Team!" and Savage looked all "Get outta here, Rob Lowe!!" That always made me think it might be a good Show. Weird.

I been Working all day!

It's not you. I'm crying because QWEEF LATIFA upvoted your insulting me!

Oh! Dissed Again! This Week My Comedy Pod Cast is about "Ain't No Prison Riot Like A Brazilian Prison Riot". It would be so funny if I . . .

Fred Savage THINKS he will do a new Sit Com. But now that Orange Donald Trump is Dictator how does Fred Savage know he will not wind up in a Concentration Camp? Oh! Oh! It's a Dumpster Fire!! Oh!!

Dozens of people are talking about how much they Love a thoroughly crappy Movie. Hey, youse - Watch "Kiss Of Death" this Week End.

Al Gore is crazy.

Yeah, they are stupid. And a lot of people here are stupid enough to relate to them.

One of the first things we see is them siphoning gas out of other people's cars so their shit band can stay on the road. This is a Movie about assholes and losers. I didn't give a fuck about anybody in "Green Room".

That Movie sucks.