I don't think any events in DC this Week should be disrupted.

Anyone loudly planning to disrupt this event? No. Who are the assholes?

Nah, I hate listening to Clinton supporters bitch all the fucking Time. Especially the ones who make "Golden Showers" jokes.

It's pretty good. But I don't drink anymore. But I'd make an exception to be in any kind of contest with her.

I wasn't "Sexy" as a verb.

That Fortune Cookie is more interesting than the one I opened after Lunch about an hour ago.

No, Im saying it's bullshit.

It hasn't agreed that Trump is Putin's Stooge (To quote Hillary Clinton) either.

Oh, yeah, If I met her in Real Life I'm sure she'd pretend I was Invisible and I'd feel like shit all day.

She used to be Hotter N' Hell. Now it's years later and I have to listen to Nick Offerman talking all loud and noisy about fucking his Middle Aged Wife. It BUGS me, man.

We aren't on TV. Everybody on TV should Sexy as FUCK.

She was soo fuckin' HOT.

Yeah, but Karen is old.

Comedy is even funnier when someone is offended.

Nobody cares about the Buzzfeed thing. Except for assholes.

Mayonaise is only useful for it's adhesive qualities.

I'll have to check that out.

Step back at least six yards before photographing Actors in Stage Make Up. Step back at least ten yards before throwing rotten vegetables.

Eight years ago all the assholes were saying Obama wasn't a US Citizen. Now all the assholes are saying Trump is a Russian Stooge. But the new batch of assholes are liberals so we have to take them seriously.

Jesus, this sounds awful. I will probably be blamed.