"All my idea!"

He got on the boat and steered it right into the path of a Japanese Ship. He was a Hero of Fucking Up.

How is getting unemployment benefits when you can't find a job being fucked over and treated like shit? You're getting a fuckin' check, what else do you expect - Blow jobs from Hot Teenage Girls and Free Beer? Jesus fucking Christ.

I think not being a fuckin' asshole should be a requirement for the Presidency. But I'm crazy.

Zachary Taylor was dead in the Forties. Him and a whole lot of other people. The Forties were the Golden Age of Dead People.

Yes, Military Service should be a requirement for the office of the Presidency. That and owning a successful Business. And raising a Family. Also - A Medical Degree. And a Law Degree. At least one Academy Award Nomination and three Top Ten Singles. Killed at least One Hundred Thousand Foreigners. I'm making fun of…

He's shit.

Lincoln was a very successful Lawyer. He lived in a really Nice Big House.

Aliens and Talk Shows have been done to Death. An Alien Talk Show Host? I MUST see what will be like!

That's Chris Rock.

Nobody said anything about rounding up and killing Illegal Mexicans. What the fuck are you talking about? You're a fucking idiot.

That's not that big a difference.

I just had a really scary Dream about a Sea Monster. Was that you? You are pretty Awesome!

Really!

"The Tonight Show"? "Saturday Night Live"? I heard him on a couple of Comedy Albums, too.

I Worshipped him when I was a kid. But why is he in Movies?

I never realized how cute she was until lately. I'm sure she dumped him.

Really? How old is he?

RIGHT

He's going out with Natasha Lyonne - Shit on him. I hope he dies. Goddam jerk.