I have people who seem to like having me around. And I didn't have to win any Elections or con millions of dollars out of anybody to do it.

Let the poor kid get some SLEEP!

Gloria Grahame was The Greatest Show On Earth.

That China thing is really The End. Everybody in Hollywood is scrambling to make Movies for China. And Lorne Michaels putting together his fucking Chinese "SNL" (I bet The Upright Citezens Brigade will begin offering Chinese Classes), I bet Jay Z has his punks learning to Rap in Chinese. Fuck ANYBODY who gets involved…

Technology has changed and we are only beginning to figure out what to do with it. We will have fewer and fewer good Movies and more and more Internet shit until some genius who is ten years old right now figures out what all this Digital stuff is all about in Fifteen Years.

To Scorsese people what could shittier than Jesus? He wasn't even Italian. He wasn't even a drug addict! Fuck him!

I don't tour. I'd put him on the podcast but the puppets wouldn't work on that, would that.

They milked the rubes for all they were worth. Scam Artists have no dignity or maturity.

Wow, Scorsese sure is into shitty people.

He would have OD'd backstage at an Aerosmith concert.

Hillary Clinton being unfit for Office was the issue.

The Russians made sure everybody knew the shit about Clinton the US Media was determined to cover up. While Obama "interfered" in elections in Israel and England.

The "Common People" trashed the place. It was fuckin' great.

Don't want to. A gay guy and a fat chick? No.

Fuck em.

Invite her over to get drunk this Week End. She ain't got nothing else to do.

The Clinton Archive has 7,000,000 Hillary Clinton videos that it desperately wants no one to ever ever know about.

I'm about to eat your eyes. Put Salt on em!

I could be doing a Show like "The Great Indoors" but prefer to do a Podcast and Work at a Hospital all Day. Because I've got INTEGRITY!

Yeah, too bad they don't have eight hundred thousand really Cool people watching two minute clips on the Internet.