MSNBC is Fox News rival? Like The Bay City Rollers were Led Zeppelin's rival?

I hope the Commissary is in the Parking Lot cause he ain't getting in the Front Door.

They should have called his TBS Show "Conan's Pity Party".

"Here's your check for Forty Million Dollars. You ever Show your face around here again and we will fucking KILL YOU!"

That's just what America needs - More Chicago.

How is Ferguson's new Show doing? Is it still on? Is he still alive?

He's like The Replacements - He was really Great until he tried to go Big Time and fell flat on his ass. I still like him but I can't stand to think about him.

Gee, maybe Conan will be as funny as Samantha Bee. It's over.

I bet Conan is always welcome at NBC.

Less than one million viewers.

Well, there's a Female Stand Up Comic talking a lot in January 2017. She doesn't like Trump. She does Yoga. Therapy. Netflix. Twitter. Hate Crime People.

That's too Cool for Disney.

At least it was on long enough for two or three people to get really excited when one of the Teenage Girl Cast Members announces that she is Bi.

He did it on Television. And millions of stupid people thought it was "Satire".

He's a schmuck.

That's where that Slayer guy go Flesh Eating Bacteria, jamming on that Mariah Carey Thrash album. It was worth it!

I go there and they go "Buzz Buzz! Buzz Buzz!" I don't care, I'm eating chicken.

Does that work in Real Life? And those wooden box phones with the crank? Do they really Work? Carrier Pigeons? I am interested in Communications!

Wow, this Bo guy is so self righteous he is often mistaken for Sean O'Neal.

Three Quarters of the People I deal with on a daily basis are Black.