Lindsey Lohan is basically an evil person.

Sorry, I already got the Story without any of that Nerdherder stuff.

A post about a guy sticking his tongue up another guy's anus and then a link to the Huffington Post.

Sorry to distract you from your "Putin Rigged The Election For Trump Just Because He Doesn't Like Hillary" Day Dreams.

That Joke worked out really well for you, didn't it?

Wow! "4 other people are typing"!

Shit is Shit.

I called Clinton "a basically evil person" in December 2016 and I still have to back it up?

Oh, I called Clinton "a basically evil person" and someone disagreed with me. My Life is over. No one will ever Love me. Boo Hoo Hoo.

Both Parties Nominated a basically evil person so, what the fuck.

It's BEAUTIFUL, man!!

If she was still alive Jimmy Fallon wouldn't have a job.

And the weird part is, Liberals are the only people who will watch the stupid thing.

Yeah, but Zach is having a Spiritual Crisis. Put on some Bob Marley!

You should have capitalized "Love", man. Spend the Week End listening to The Beatles!

No!

I'm out here in the Real World. Nobody gives a crap about Carrie Fisher. Some interest in Debbie Reynolds but only because of the "Died a day after her Daughter died" thing. Otherwise . . .

Remember that Movie where he was Roller Skating and he threw a Dwarf through a Hole and the goddam Movie finally ended?

"Bocci ball" is a good Joke Word.

Was your Grandma Joan Crawford? Is your Dad on "The Walking Dead"?