"The Blue Lagoon"?

Yes, Trump's restaurants serve food that cause bowel movements.

It's like R.E.M. was infiltrated by The New Bohemians.

I dunno, Monty Python's Movies are more fucked up than Dan Aykroyd's Vodka.

Just have Jerry Springer talking to all those Hot Teachers who got busted for fucking Students while vanilla Ice walks around in his "Ridiculous Six" Mark Twain get up.

But it's got Dragons, right? A Little Dude AND Dragons - FUCK YEAH!

Now we know what it is like to Live without Hope.

I like him!

I gotta get Cable!

"Have the Eyeliner Brothers bring me a Blonde!"

I want a President that those GREAT PEOPLE in Hollywood like!

Okay , in 2020 we will all remember to Vote for the Candidate who can put on a Big Show for the Inauguration. Cause that's a BIG priority.

Please don't bring the Irish into this. They'll never shut the fuck up.

What better way to Celebrate the Birth of Christ than watching a TV Show about . . . I have no idea what "Game Of Thrones" is about. A Handsome Midget? I have no idea.

I don't care. I just want to did your Heavy Vibes, man.

As opposed to dying in a Nazi Concentration Camp? She might have considered it.

Evangelicals really believe they can lie, cheat, and steal? I bet if I said Homosexuals believe they can lie, cheat, and steal you would be offended.

Illegal is Illegal.

You're all looking over the fact that Trump was running against Clinton. Hillary Clinton despises most Americans and most of us caught on to that years ago.

Ooooohh!