I have all his Albums. I Love that motherfucker!

No, I don't. And you fucking don't want me to.

Ha ha! It's okay to make of the President again!

No, he's just crappy.

And what other Comedian has come close to that kind of popularity?

I don't know, I didn't see it.

CLAYMATION LESBIANS!! THE ENTERTAINMENT OF THE FUTURE!!!

That's good. I enjoy singing all this stuff to the Fast Food Drive Thru Girls after they go "Can I help you?"

Yeah, man. Didn't mean to tear you away from your Gene Wilder DVDs.

"BEER!"

See? If Clinton had won you'd be posting about Springsteen, Beyonce, and Taylor Swift performing at the Inauguration. You'd be in a tizzy!

Submit that!

I'd make a Horse joke but I'm tired.

Rappers have longer careers than Comedians these days. Remember when Zach Gallisomething was The Big Comedian? He had TWO dud Movies this year. We need to sit TJ Miller down for a serious talk. Or is it JT Miller? Uh oh!

They just found a new species of Frog.

It made sense to me.

I'll look that up.

Jeez, even Paul Stanley is making jokes about how much make up they're wearing . . .

I liked that Commercial for it with that girl shaking her ass all over the place. Real Classy. This Show is on Fox, right?

We never had the Electoral College until 2016, you know. Donald Trump invented it just to fuck over Hillary Clinton!