Because Jerry Lewis is a Notorious Foe of the Handicapped.

Something new for Amy Schumer to Huff N' Puff about. Big Deal.

He got One Hundred Dollars a gig with that act. For an Eighteen Year Kid in the Forties that is Stupendous.

Biggest Comedian In American Show Biz For TWENTY FUCKING YEARS!

Very COLD. But it warmed up once the Sun came up.

Jerry Lewis is THE BEST COMEDIAN OF ALL TIME

They offered me 'The Grinch' but I turned it down."
"Uh . . . What, Bela?"
"They offered me 'The Grinch' but I turned it down"
"Uh . . . Bela, we got a lot of Work to do . . . "

"Stella" was good.

Well, I WAS having a nice Week End . . .

I used to really like those guys. I was really depressed and living in the shed behind my Parent's house and "The State" was pretty much the only thing that kept me from burning down the shed while I was inside. But now . . . I like em more than the Trash in all those Apatow Movies. So that's something, I guess.

The Germans didn't have the same Psycho Hatred towards the Americans and the British they had towards Eastern Europeans or the French. The worst deprivation American or British Prisoners suffered in German POW Camps was COLD. There was a severe Coal shortage all over Germany during the War. EVERYBODY was freezing…

The Prisoners are Freer than the Guards, man. Think about it. Whoa.

Bob Crane was a funny dude.

I hope she heard about that Russian Director who wants to Ban Popcorn from Movie Theaters before she died.

Crane and Dawson overdid it with the booze and broads. They were distraught over not being Johnny Carson.

Bad Guys are always funnier.

I've never been able to keep them straight.

"Green Acres" and "Gilligan's Island" were better than "Hogan's Heroes".

"Green Acres" was fuckin' hilarious.

Did she get allergic smelling hay?