[your mom], [the sack]

that's stupid. hey, thanks for bringing it up.

goddammit, i hate how much you people make me laugh.

i don't know if i am surprised more people haven't mentioned 'Dig a Pony', but it's one of my favourites.

it honestly feels like you are looking for reasons to dislike the song. that's fine, but it seems like a couple of your stated reasons are based on untruth (such as Paul's earnestness, the Civil Rights connection, or Pauls' inability to sing about loneliness because he is wealthy).

you win.

my problem with gummi vitamins… is my crippling gummi addiction. if i find myself craving gummis and it's too late to make a run, i will simply eat the multivitamins.

i think he might've been talking to fact robot

great mention. that's one of my favourite stories.

it would have to be one fucking sweet van for taxes to equal $10k…

hachi machi! she's fantastic!

i don't know about any of the rest of that, but Towa Tei is an unadulterated genius indeed.

you know The Game (which you just lost, by the way)?

Ozymandias is one of the best episodes i've ever seen, any show.

my band, Jews Named Josh, and our spinoff sister act, Blacks Named Ben, will be coming to an arena near you!

…of Calaveras County! I get it! I get it!

M-I-Z!!….

'you mean this isn't a Michael Cram original?!?'

wha? next you'll be telling me that the finds in Storage Wars are faked!

ahh, gotcha.