why shouldn't Gameological cover Nintendo?

speaking realistically… i should have known better.

failed relationship, Bryan McKnight's 'Almost'. or whatever, that song is dead to me, now.

i've closely read (okay, skimmed) all 200+ (okay, 8 or 9) comments (okay, half-assed brain poops) from the many intelligent (okay, mouthbreathing) ladies and men (okay, troglodytes) that frequent the A.V. Club, and i am very proud (okay, shocked) to note that there have been no 'Earf' jokes made.

recently saw again the episode where Andrea dies… her toenails are done to perfection.

well if you correct it then I'll look crazy! uncorrect that shit!

no dig beal?

black guy in, black guy out. didn't see that coming at all…

holy cow, all this time i thought it was:

BUSTIN' MAKES ME FEEL GOOD!

well, i sure hope you're happy with yourself.

Madison Bumgarner: well… boy, this is awkward… i'm real sorry, Lord Satan, but i cancelled that deal— don't tell me you didn't get the memo?

i'm glad you see where this is going.

thank you a thousand times over for indulging me and my boorish request!

unless someone actually made one, right? like, a heap of runny cow poop folded onto a lightly-toasted artisanal brioche bun, served with arugula and a spicy black bean paste and bacon-crumb hollandaise on the side?

i've heard no, that he will be available but won't be asked to start. i've spent the past five hours trying to decide if it would be better for him to start or come out of the bullpen.

“It’s ruining your dates. It’s distracting you at concerts. It’s disrupting you in movie theaters. It’s clogging up sidewalks.”

so you had disbelief about the NoPhone before it was cool…?

well? according to my timestamp, it's been 19 hours since this post.

ooh! ooh! do Amy Schumer next!