"And since I'd achieved all of my goals as president in one term, there was no need for a second"

Yes, probably that.

I didn't like The Force Awakens at all, but that's a really weird argument against it…

I learned from this trailer that it's supposed to be pronounced like "Ryan".

Maybe she'll be allowed to take her helmet off in this one?

Yes. I guess "idiot Head of State" gave it away?

Plus it doesn't matter too much if your Head of State is an idiot, because no one will blame the country anyway since it didn't choose them.

*adjusts glasses*

Add violence, then return the original amount of violence?

Does amusing physicists count?

Then it doesn't bother with the second part

Star Trek teleportation kills you and recreates a copy at the destination.

Between Rob Goldstone and the "Hey, wanna collude with the Russian government? Yes, that sounds awesome" email convo, reality is officially both more absurd and funnier than any comedy could ever be.

I think most of those were plotlines on Arrested Development actually.

Yes. Out of having a sense of shame, not for technical reasons.

Shaming autosexuals. It's out.

"it’s important to note that nobody’s is perfect"

Yeah, but kicking down is generally more satisfying.

As a Millennial, it feels great to finally be able to complain about a younger generation.

Didn't Jennifer Lawrence at least get attention for Winter's Bone before the decree that she must be in everything?