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It will be sort of morbidly fascinating to see how Trump decorates the Oval Office, given his tastes…

Maybe I'm doing food preparation wrong, but I usually need to go grocery shopping in order to have food to cook!

Like drone deliveries and probably lots of other things too, I'm betting this isn't actually going to happen, and it's just a marketing gimmick.

Maybe if he was a little bit taller.

Not sure about tasteful, but there's "I'm gonna make like a tree and fuck you!" from a couple of episodes back.

This resulted in a fun wiki wormhole experience: First I looked at the pages for bread and beer to read about their historic relations. On the bottom of the "bread" page, there's this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

Tattoos.

…wow

In retrospect, passing that law mandating that Lin-Manuel Miranda must be in everything might have been a mistake.

A popular fantasy writer who can't be arsed to finish his series? That's ridiculous, such a thing would never happen.

It's his non-union equivalent

May or may not be a coincidence, but you'd correctly predict the result of every election since 1996 with two simple rules:

I had to look, and lets not wait until next week: That's one hell of a neckbeard!

"Don't heap praise upon dictators" seem like a fine principle for a leader of a democratic nation to me, but whatever…

Yes, but you might not recognize President Sanders anymore. He got a terrible hair transplant and a weird dye job.

Episode VII began on Schmattoine or whatever the hell it was called, a planet which totally wasn't Tattoine at all!

Yup, by eating their awesome food without making a big deal about it.

Ketchup is fine on hot dogs, and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.

Literally every single Disney movie could be described that way. It's just that people for some reason don't think of the folk tales of German peasants in the same way as, say the folk tales of Polynesians.