The fact that the movie appears to be severely bowdlerized is probably the least surprising thing of all.

Unnecessary cover of 80's song? Check
That insanely overused siren + drums sound effect over an action scene? Check
Voice-over from the main character? Check
Mysterious claim in the end from an unseen character? Check

Except when they ruin everything for everyone else with their hilariously chaotic version of democracy.

Not deep dish pizza… Although I guess you could argue that the devil couldn't exist without god, so maybe you have a point.

Look, I think everything in this article offers ample proof that there is no god.

Could you Americans please hurry up with your election so that we can talk about something else for a change?

Yup, nothing matters. Just like voting.

When there's a fire down below in your battleship, you are pretty much screwed

I'd like to hear about the scientific basis for quantifying vengeance.

Has someone written the thinkpiece about how this is actually an analogy about American interventionism yet?

Republicans are supposedly the party of personal responsibility, and I don't know, as a black Trump supporter, you should probably have seen that one coming.

Way too many people seem to actually, honestly, believe that it's funny when comedians simply echo their own opinions without bothering to make a proper joke about it. That's something I'll never get.

Stewart got away with being plainly wrong way too many times by falling back to the "I'm just a clown" defense when it suited him, while he clearly savored the "more trusted amongst young people than actual news" role.

They've had memes for a long time, like 1488. It just wasn't called a meme back then.

You are not the only one…

Yeah, that's what they want you to believe.

I hate hippies Jock! I hate them!

When we actually have fembots, what will we make movies about?

I'm fine with that. But could you ask the person who keeps interjecting sentences about bacon to stop?

Child support isn't cheap