J.K. Rowling is pretty much the Donald Trump of children's fantasy books. There's no slight too small to go unanswered.

Can't you find that last thing in Utah?

How about Jay Kay?

Watching that movie is punishment enough, I think.

Dawes

We used to, but something changed our lives

And this comment may be the most strained means of making a simile since… I got nothing.

No one hates leftists quite as much as other leftists. Or well, perhaps not as much the case now as it used to be, but really, the schisms between Marxist-Leninists and Leninist-Marxists were a thing to behold.

"Dear Penthouse. I never thought this would happen to me. One day, as I was sitting in my cabin in the woods…"

I think they mostly took a P in it…

Judging from the quality of the drawing: quite possibly!

I couldn't remember anything other than Lifestyle of the Rich and the Famous, but that might also have had something to do with the fact that all their songs sound exactly the same. Seems they had a couple of hits later than that, although not in my country.

At least Limp Bizkit had a period of success not counted in weeks…

Oakland Metro is my favorite black metal band.

These stories are starting to look like Timecube fan fiction…

Spoiler: the winner usually gets the gold medal, while the second place finisher gets the silver!

His tattoo clearly means "The Hillary, The"

I'm just spitballing here, but maybe some parts of that premise are false?

So, it's Natural Born Killers: The Comic?

Mostly agree, although some of his more playful, madcap stuff can be quite charming in a way, like Dance Like You're Selling Nails