The worst part is that you'll almost certainly miss him, given what's coming.

You know who else tried to catch them all?

Except, they literally never are. There hasn't been a single good video game movie adaption.

Yes.

Monarchy is pretty regressive regardless.

There's something that's kind of bothering me with that ridicule. Wouldn't any effective gun control policy actually mean coming for at least some of the guns? Or do people actually believe that just "no new gun purchases" will be enough?

Or you know, any news source at all?

You know that old South Park episode, where the Japanese are plotting to destroy America through indoctrination via Pokemon? With the current Pokemon Go hysteria, it suddenly seems kind of plausible.

The reason people eventually stop dancing to EDM is that they sooner or later realize that it sucks.

Don't know about that, there's some fierce competition.

Yeah, what the hell?

It really should have been just her part without Fallout Boy.

Bonus points for somehow suggesting that people mainly had problems with Missy Elliott's part, with all that insinuates.

Frankie me boy you don' know, you have the perfect voice to sing calypso

I'll be happy if I need more than a napkin at the age of 90.

Not particularly famous person writes their memoirs at the age of 36

We're nuking it from orbit, and Weiland-Yutani are paying for it.

Everyone knows that Hans Gruber wasn't purple. What this book presupposes is, maybe he was?

Get a room, you two.

*mentally replaces each paragraph of that essay with a hundred hands all doing the jerk-off motion*