Too bad, you can have a lot of luck there.

Could God create a scientific axiom so convincing that not even He could violate it?

"My wife is a slut".

In other shocking news, Star Wars Episode VIII will feature light sabers.

It's always amusing when the mob assumes that everyone who doesn't join in their feeding frenzy must be "the right".

Where did you see me defending him?

Except he didn't. That quote is apocryphal.

Saving this for when Ginsburg passes away, and everyone here is just shocked at the barbaric glee over at Breitbart.

My initial reaction every time there's an article about Kyle Mooney.

Doubt it, I personally found it hard to know when the trailer had ended.

It's good on its own merits.

Motherfuckers act like they forgot about 9/11

The difference between Alex Jones and Limbaugh is that Jones probably believes most things he says.

I'm honestly not sure whether I'd prefer a mercenary or an ideologue.

I hope they avoid the s-word in this one.

Come on, there's also Jean Reno, and…

I think you mean 0.0139187147 rods

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Because she doesn't want no one minute man.

I've always assumed that too. The alternative is too terrifying to consider.