Was waiting for this. Thanks for not disappointing me, gimmick poster.

What a grey! What a lovely grey!

If Star Wars had been shot in black and white, you wouldn't be able to tell the Sith from the Jedi by the color of the lightsabers.

Shooting black and white movies today is silly and pretentious. Discuss

You're not my real dad!

Kids today believe stupid things. Different stupid things than the previous generation of kids.

Do you think Canada has a contingency plan in the unlikely event a significant number of annoying Americans make good on their impotent threats?

Why would you put milk in a bag? That doesn't sound practical at all?

He might need to practice his German a bit.

I get my weed from the best sources
I like it smooth not coarse like horse hooves
The weeds I smoke never touched by pesticides
To smoke that chem weed- simply suicide
The way it’s grown is very important
I only smoke the plants that are very potent
And when I blaze I feel bionic
Cuz the weed I smoke is- hydroponic

Go out guns blazing.

Couldn't wait until the inevitable "person said a thing" article to comment about it, huh?

It's more pointless than actively bad, really.

I hardly think that a movie about BDSM could possibly be successful today.

How did you feel about DiCaprio being violated by a bear?

More Madlib beats are always welcome. It's not like Madvillainy 2 will come out anytime soon. Or ever.

"fan support" is an odd way of spelling "fat jokes"

I wonder why some people feel the need for artists to be ideologically pure, but don't apply the same scrutiny to others. Like, no one needs to know what the owner of their local supermarket feels about abortion before they go there, or demand that none of the developers of their operating system have ever uttered a…

Random fun fact I just realized: two of the gangstas in the White and Nerdy video are played by Key and Peele

Sure he is, the nuke happy bastard.