Maybe move away from North Korea.

It's OK, I like you. Yeah I like you.

It's almost as if you have a sane reaction to news about toys and merchandise.

But they didn't cast an actor who's quite famous to the target audience as Boba Fett.

According to George Lucas, Disney are quite adept at selling women.

A few theories, pick your favorite
1) Markets are in fact *gasp* not perfect
2) They know damn well what actually sells
3) For the more conspiratorially minded: this generates an extra series of free buzz (like this article and the many others like it that basically screams "There is a new Star Wars Monopoly game") for…

If your boner lasts for a month, seek advice from a medical professional.

Probably at his request, to hide the shame of how stupid that scene was.

I'm actually curious now: how can a piece in Star Wars Monopoly spoil anything other than the existence of a character? I have never actually played it, but I assume it's Monopoly + Search-Replace?

Adding Gwendoline Christie to the movie, then making her wear a helmet for the whole time, and to have like one sentence of dialog sounds a lot like the cruel pranks from Brienne's childhood in Game of Thrones.

Plus, that part was cut in order to retain the PG-13 rating.

Ah, Twitter campaigns. Is there anything they can't do? I mean, except for something actually useful.

His defining characteristic is having a rad armor. That's pretty much it.

- I think we should bring back Jason Wingreen. Kids will want to see the original Boba Fett.
- I keep telling you, he's 95 and he's dead.

*Ricky Coogin shudders and calls his Puerto Rican friend*

You already got the first two. And I hope they bring back Krycek as well, while they are at it, reviving people who were previously super dead.

Nope, he says it in reference to the X-Files having ended in 2002.

Did Chris Carter refer to the 9/11 attacks as a "bombing" in that video…?

Or relieved that they don't have to do any work themselves to destroy the planet.

Twist: turns out they do.