Kate is OK.

When you are the less talented sibling, you have got to work hard to make people pay attention to you.

Childbirth has many things in common with plundering Egyptian tombs and killing wolves with akimbo guns.

"I'm the trouble starter, punking instigator"

Kind of a spiritual sequel to http://www.theonion.com/gra…

The point is that you take down your enemies FIRST, THEN die. Classic rookie mistake, too bad you don't get a second chance.

Or any form of media that people who aren't insufferable hipsters can play, really.

Wrong grouchy bald guy: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

No, I don't watch YA. I'm an adult!!!!!!!

He wanted to spruce things up a bit.

She should've said no, but probably she always knew he was trouble. There's bad blood between them now, and they are never ever getting back together.

Yeah, the article really buried the leade there.

This sick teat.

Leonard Pierce: "There were parts of Ant-Man 2 that I liked, but then there were other parts that I didn't like at all."

Did you know they control almost all the med… oh you said _news_.

Voodoo magic, man. Fucking voodoo magic, ahahahaha!

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Sounds like the Ron Paul doctrine to me.

Except for fun stories like this recent one http://thebulletin.org/okin…

Plus China makes all the cool stuff.