You'd think a country where people eat fish marinated in lye would be pretty jaded when it comes to horror.

Yeah, but analog photography produces a warmer picture!

They've stopped that because people get all their indigenous people tits from the internet now

Speaking of art, what happened to that Robocop statue in the end?

I've got a citation for you right here, from the only source you can trust: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

Be nice, the John Oliver recap-industrial complex keeps probably hundreds of writers for clickbait sites employed.

Given what a crank he is, he would probably purge people who won't get off his lawn. And everyone who has had an original thought in the field of linguistics since the 60's.

So what when he makes excuses for other murderers? It's taking sides, not being a good person.

*Uses an adblocker, dies alone without having dating any Game of Thrones actresses*

Rap culture has gone too far.

Nice try, Cole.

Ah, having to make crappy movies because owning a castle is expensive. Also known as the Nicolas Cage.

AV Club has articles?

How many d20?

Doesn't have to be maybe, and in fact I'd probably enjoy one that was just semi-competently made, since I'm a sucker for clichéd fantasy.

Don't be ridiculous.

I don't know, Dungeons and Dragons was pretty awful. Not even fun as campy escapist fantasy. Just… shit.

If the soundtrack to the movie isn't made by MF Doom as King Geedorah, I don't care about it.

My ex is a monster.

The first part is optional, really.