Syzygy is weird and a quite a bit stupid, but in an entertaining way. It's pretty much the darkest episode ever of Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

Conspiracy theories are hardly something new, and there have always been some particularly unsavory ones. The Protocols of the Elders of Zion anyone?

And I know that comment set up some incredibly easy butt sex jokes, so don't bother.

Only worthwhile part of the movie, and not because it was "good", but because I didn't see it coming, and "mild surprise" was by far the most pleasant experience coming from Kingsman.

Don't worry, literally no one uses it in earnest.

If you had, it might have opened up your eyes.

You are confusing who "ate" whom

Yeah, I was also surprised that no one mentioned Spider-Butt-Woman http://io9.com/check-out-sp…

Spider-Gwen…

Clearly what the world needs is another Spider-Man reboot

I don't think there's any difference in what's implied if he had instead said "We know that…".

Uhm, what should have been attributed to whom in that sentence?

Kids these days with their mp3s and their Spotifys. In my days, we got all our culture through two color terminals, and we LIKED it.

Both of them.

And while you are at it, those six weeks? Triple them.

The article missed the best of Brooker's tweets:
https://twitter.com/charlto…

Poe's Law

This generation is worse than the hippies, the flappers and the nazis combined!

Serious question, do young people care about Star Wars? By young I mean young enough to not have been able to see the original trilogy before Episode I was released.

Hmm, maybe. Didn't Springer also do paternity tests?