Someone's doing the ruining.

EXCELLENT!

19th century German fairy tales were pretty damn brutal. Apparently people felt children needed to have any illusions about the world being a nice place crushed as soon as possible.

Anyone who can listen to Da Mystery of Chessboxin or Shame on a Nigga and still say this doesn't deserve the salvation of Big Baby Jesus.

I was personally genuinely shocked when it turned out that the villain was actually the former head of the IMF.

The final chapter will just be two words:
"The Aristocrats"

Yes, but the Finns aren't related to Swedes or Norweigans either.

You are filthy rich though.

The best part is that it's toxic because of high content of urea, i.e. piss.

Yes.

They don't count as Scandinavia to begin with.

It goes around. All Scandinavian countries tell jokes about the other ones.

Just sold them ore. And let their soldiers pass through to Norway.

The Finns have a legendary sense of humor, second only to the Germans.

Heheh. France…

I hope it's a crossover with Taken by the T-Rex.

If dinosaurs went open source, we wouldn't have to worry, because they'll never procreate.

Something something Uranus.

Missing here is Queequeg from X-Files, who apparently had a very unfortunate problem:
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAm…

Jeor observation seems correct.