Who's Vin Diesel in this analogy? Because while he's ripped as fuck, he's also a massive nerd.

An angry reply made just a minute later. Thematically appropriate I guess.

Fast and Furious wasn't well liked at the time: 28% at Rotten Tomatoes

Except each time a new movie comes out, the older ones get bumped up a notch.

Oh my god, JC, a sequel!

*Spike Lee tweets Fidonet's address*

You can make things not happen by talking about them on the Internet?

Don't look now, but they might be behind you…

Not unless it's in an outhouse, and also his mother is there.

He always was, it was just more subtle in the original.

Looked it up on Wikipedia too. Worth it for this sentence: "It is the result of abnormal activity by the protein SHH (sonic hedgehog).[7][8][9] (The name of this protein was inspired by the Sonic the Hedgehog video game character and is part of an idiosyncratic naming tradition in molecular biology research.)"

Ed Skrein was Faabio Naharis, right, not the other, bland one? If so, I hope he gets to keep his wig for The Transporter

Check this shit ooooooouuut *frantic dancing*

Depends on what year they started blocking stuff.

Not often enough according to this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

The vikings were pretty much the Southerners of Dark Age Europe though.

He cod at least try.

Most situations come with the built in safe word "please stop"

I don't know, "I'm not a maniac" is a fairly solid platform compared to "I'll transform the world through the power of speeches", "I promise I'm not senile", or "The other guy looks French"

All problems that existed before 1980 are solved?