But how else is he supposed to scare predators away?

But that's not really saying much.

I like pretty much all names of New Gods, except for "Granny Goodness". That one is really, really ridiculous.

He also worked at a bar for a while! That's almost like college, right?

Yeah, but the difference is you'd expect that name to be just a metaphor or something, because there are no actual dragons in this world. But "Shark Tank"? Sharks exist! So use them, dang it!

Wait… so I looked up what Shark Tank is about and… it's about a group of boring people in suits who are sitting somewhere or something? There are no actual, real sharks involved? That's just stupid.

I don't understand. Could you maybe try to explain it with some references to old TV shows or something?

It would be very easy to do with Batman - have him visit Arkham Asylum and let him pass by cells with his enemies in them.

Abe Vigoda.

It was very, very unpleasant for me to see that film in the cinema. Not only because it was completely terrible or because I actually paid for seeing it, but also because I invited my friends to see it too…

And when will they tip their hat to Jack Kirby? You know, the guy who created most of their heroes?

Marvel's never embraced the rape narrative the way DC did.

Now I'll be seriously disappointed if something like this does not happen in the film.

SOCK PUPPETS!

Disney probably wanted Edwards to throw in some accidental incest into his film.

And what comics have a lettercol anymore?

No, what Batman did was not self-defense. He is a vigilante who broke into a warehouse full of criminals and murdered most of them (if not all of them) with his fists, a knife, and a machine gun. Also, try to remember that scene with Batmobile. Batman was driving around, chasing criminals with his car, shooting from…

So, you're saying it's a win-win situation?

And when he rescues Superman's mother, he says he's a friend of her son. You know, the same son he was going to murder half an hour ago, and whom he was taunting and cutting with a giant spear!

Yeah, finding out that Superman has a mother named Martha connects him with humanity… and right in the next scene he goes to a warehouse to murder a group of thugs. He even stabs one in the chest with a knife! I guess that connection wasn't very strong, or maybe Bruce cares only about people whose mother's name is…