Remember, folks! Rape is absolutely terrible, heinous thing to do to another human being, unless it happens in prison. In that case it's great and just and you can even wish it on someone!

Oh. Well, that's pretty disappointing.

Isn't Wonder Woman supposed to be bisexual?

Yeah, but they'll do it as a political statement!

Why is it that every single time I hear gamers complain about censorship, it's about a female character being made less sexualized?

Maybe the point is that even Star Wars violence isn't exactly realistic, what with their plasma guns and lightsabers and so on. Also, it's set in fairly fantastical setting. It definitely isn't the same thing as if they started making Lego sets of realistic US soldiers bombarding some realistic terrorists or whatever.

So, you damn liberals don't have problems just with guns, but you also want to take our spectral flame swords and giant golden scythes?

Where's my mammy, hammy?

But I have to admit, those Lego Angry Birds are actually really nice-looking.

You know, there is also Lego Minecraft and Lego Angry Birds. Seriously.

Seriously, just cast J.K. Simmons as Cave Johnson and that's it. There's your movie.

A little from the column A, a little from the column B.

So… Bane isn't one of the characters in this series? I really liked him in the previous Secret Six, and I think Gail Simone is one of the very few people who were able to use him in an actually interesting way.

I love seeing all those astonished faces of civilians when Superman finally returns near the end of the first issue.

My favorite comic book moment? Heh, that one scene from All-Star Superman, of course.

These people murdered Judge Scalia

Uh, sorry, but I think there is something wrong with this preview. There is only one variant cover, instead of at least four.

Don't forget about tasty and healthy breakfast: pieces of white bread mixed with milk, sugar and brandy.

Uh, was she feeling better afterwards or, oh, she maybe had a virus or somethin'. A 24-hour virus, you know. It happens.

That's some Kevin Smith level of poop right there.