"After we’re live on Kinja, all anxieties about this transformation will dissipate, lost to the restorative ebb and flow of time."

Smithers, have the Black Crowes killed.

Far be it from me to be an Atari Defender. We've always had a Tempestuous relationship.

You're probably thinking of the American Dad ep where Francine goes to her HS reunion and her best friend 'Quacky' is played by Jon Cryer as unambiguously gay. Don't look in his third drawer.

Black Hole Sun or GTFO!

A colonoscopy is better than Cars 2.

Spider-man is the best 'ride' at Universal FL, way better than the Despicable Me 'ride'. The best ride, however, is the Hulk coaster.

Yeah, it's in Reloaded. It's gone, as well as all council meetings, Exo-suit ripoffs, waste recycling talk, and unneeded love triangles.

I've got one where they edited out anything happening in Zion. Combined both sequels into a decent movie.

Any t-shirt that doesn't include Styx is invalid!

"There’s currently no release date for the as-yet-untitled album."

I'd say councilman Wynan should do more listening to Prince music & less whinin'.

Kindergarten Cop was PG-13. No nudity, no f-bombs. It was more Twins than Running Man.

Well, he's no Bozo

Why so Curious?

The Leo rant in 2 is the best part. "They FUCK you at the drive-thru!"

"And I'm Hungry Like the ME!"
The Day After Tomorrow - watching the wolves chew through their cage

Driving

There's a fan edit of this that is pretty ok. It cuts alot of the cheese out & mutes the ridiculous colors down. I'm wanting to think is was called the red letter or red book edition.

Am I the only one who read that quote in Stewart's voice?