Glad I'm not the only one who found that customizable card game impossible to play.

What's a few decades' difference when one is over 200?

Perhaps someone else may have put forth this scenario already, but I'm beginning to wonder if Kim eventually turns to meth once the No-Doz stops being effective.

If that picture is any indication, Adam Carolla needs to crowdfund some tooth whitener.

He sounded like he was dying when he was 23. That's part of his appeal!

"Into Yer Schtick" by Mudhoney is one of the most direct,

Dear Amazon:
Suck a dick, dumb shits.
Sincerely,
Netflix.

Also, George Harrison didn't originally write "I Got My Mind Set on You," so I can see how Weird Al got permission.

I'm just here for the circle jerk of hate,

After the death of Bernie Worrell in June, I dove headlong into the P-Funk discography. I was already familiar with the big Parliament hits and some of Funkadelic's more noted material, but now I'm fully immersed.
And yes, Parliament inspired my Disqus handle.

Randy, don't look at Jessica, this is on you!

"My Big Fat Greek Wedding" is the only thing that comes to mind (though that is not a fantasy film).

My college roommates played this disc ad nauseam, to the point where I was utterly sick of the film by the time I finally got to see it. Still, it was fun listening my one roommate explain away the context of "Rock and Roll N——r" to an African-American guest at one of the parties we had.

I'm disappointed that Hank didn't run over Wendy and take her money.

8 Simple Rules for Banging a Woman who Thinks You're Kevin Costner.