………………..I miss my father.

So………….he's REALLY good at math?

I dare you to throw it on the 1-yard line.

You'll just get a glass of butter to drink then.

Get your popcorn, folks.

Not really sure, but I'd like to think there were offensive characters and storylines before Vince's global takeover. But, yes, he probably put that kind of crap on a bigger stage.

Pretty sure pro wrestling stopped being a sport long before Vince came in, same goes for terribly rigged matches and so forth.

I wouldn't say "ashamed", just frustrated he and his industry don't get the respect Vince feels they deserve.

You'd be surprised, pal.

I'll be sure to remind folks of the script the next time they passionately pontificate about a Marvel movie or Westworld. Might even do it in a condescending fashion.

Yes, like the movies, minus the mainstream respect.

Fingerpoke of Doom in the 2020 election?

I'd give my left ball to hear Jill Stein sing the CZW theme song.

Spoiler Alert: Cena gets shot in the head and kicks out at 1.

How about "The FTFATJL Squad"?

Yeah, it can be called "Fuck The Avengers and The Justice League".

Rock and Cena as buddy cops working together to take down drug lord Batista?

Didn't know making under a dozen appearances made Trump "WWE folk".

Is it because you can't see him?

Bigger plot twist: Cena is actually the mother dressed as the father and Nikki Bella is the father dressed as the mother.