I had a Tandy 1000. It was soooo awesome to be able to save my school work on a giant floppy disk. We're so spoiled.

Like Hot in Cleveland, sort of.

Bless his heart.

Thinking the same thing.

It's important to keep yourself sane, but I'm not letting him off the hook. The 24-hour news cycle and "Can you believe what this fool just said?" coverage during the primaries is what got us into this. Quit CNN, go off the grid and move to a quiet farm somewhere.

"When Radar O'Reilly, just out of high school, left Ottumwa, Iowa, and enlisted in the United States Army, it was with the express purpose of making a career of the Signal Corps. And then the murders began."

Do not make me start crying!!

To me, the main off-putting thing is that he looks 14 and sounds 50.

There once was a man from Quebec, in snow up to his neck.
And then the murders began.

Meet Cathy who's lived most everywhere
From Zanzibar to Berkeley Square.
And then the murders began.

Perfect!

It was to be Richard Nixon's last rally—and they wanted to make it splendid for him. And then the murders began. (It works with some nonfiction, too!)

Best comment yet. Thanks for sharing.

It reads, Funky, Funky Broadway!

Upvoted for making me think. Several levels here.

Cool. A "That's Incredible!" challenge!

Thanks for saying it! I just want my space car.

Nail on head.

Yeah. Does everyone want to look like the sleaziest movie villain possible? It's not as carcinogenic, though, so I give them a pass when they try to be discreet.

I think that one's been around a while.