Tee-hee, "a pregnant"

I keep hearing this. Pleeeeze tell me it's not true.

All hail Queen Shit of Lies-ville!

Fannie Flagg's real name is Patricia Neal. Not sure where she came up with that pseudonym, but you won't forget it!

Ariel Winter

They used to have a warehouse in a city near me. I thought they were everywhere back then. Honestly, I didn't realize they were still around.

When my family first got cable in the 80's, I was so excited to watch this old show called "Leave it to Beaver." Kids were easily amused then, I guess.

A comfortable retirement.

Yeah. I loved that. Jerry seems like a fun guy.

You can't bring a dawg into the Winn-Dixie!

Budweiser, you created a monster! And they call it—Drink-en-stein!

Reminds of me of a story a college friend told me. She convinced her dad to try her favorite road trip snack, Funyuns. After trying one, he asked if she was sure they weren't actually called "Fucked up."

I like most of these on a trip. Something about a road trip that makes Combos seem necessary. A tip, though, if you have kids who are old enough, split the weird breakfast taco with one of them. Less guilt and tummy trouble.

Yum!

I have been watching it on something called FamNet.

Amidst all the jokes, It made politics seem like a worthwhile effort. That was my favorite show, before Night Court, of course.

I believe that children are our future!!

The description and screenshot made me want to watch it. Who doesn't remember sitting on those couches and at least wishing they were drinking?

It wasn't the school. It was a friend on the bus who told me the urban legend that the moon and stars logo was some sort of demonic symbolism. My parents quickly corrected that. It was public school-we had to invent our own boogiemen, I guess.

Growing up Methodist, my parents always told me this scare-tactics stuff was garbage. Somehow it would still sneak in to my life occasionally with the odd Sunday School teacher telling me Christians would have their heads cut off if they denied God or classmates telling me that Proctor & Gamble were devil worshipers.…