This is literally like a dream I would have.

I haven't heard "plug nickel" in forever. Thanks for the laugh!

Yeah, the amount and the "representing herself" are major red flags. If a lawyer told me I had a case, however…. (Hey, retirement in a Mexican resort ain't cheap, y'all.)

YES! The "isn't gay stuff hilarious?" jokes put me off SNL for a long time. (I came back but gave up again.)

You win the Internet

I'm kind of obsessed with the idea of that show. It was literally cheaper to keep it on than cancel it, and people who were kids in the 70's have really fond memories of it.

Much better than this, I'd say. http://www.larknews.com/arc…

Reminds me of when a newspaper near me used to run these "Student of the Week" bios in their education section. Lists usually included something like "Favorite Book: To Kill a Mockingbird. Favorite Movie: Big Momma's House."

America, y'all! :(

Use Comic Sans or Papyrus

I Nancy was pretty bitter, too, because Buddy Ebsen did some radio commercials saying she was "too liberal" and advocating for her opponent.

Going for a sad, deep cut here, but if anyone remembers the TBS show "Down to Earth" about the angel who returned to take care of an 80's family, Kyle was the daughter.

YOU CAN HAVE MY SMART QUOTES WHEN YOU PRY THEM OUT OF MY COLD, DEAD HANDS! And that Oxford comma can bugger off.

I liked that it is a legitimately difficult word to spell. Not like "grey" or something.

In the AP style book, it says use "gray" because "a" comes before "e."
Yeah, I don't know.

I like to think they also use "varmint."

What if Chico really needed the money?

Crooked sheriff: John Goodman or Dabney Coleman. You're welcome.

I thought Marshawn's whole shtick was hilarious. This review was pretty harsh for an A-

My daughter has always liked stuff like Parliament and Sly and the Family Stone. She loves other "oldies" like Prince, REM, Bowie and Bryan Adams (??) but somehow, can't stand Michael Jackson or the Beatles. Of course, we all enjoyed The Wiggles back when she was a toddler, but she won't let us bring that up.