Man, I want to copy and send this to everyone in my neck of the woods. Every other person I know says these things. I'm afraid if I post it, it would get "likes" for being a seriously intelligent sentence.

At least they weren't in front of a freezer full of Lean Cuisines. Could have been carnage.

I saw that a few times on HBO as a youngster. I learned how to easily remove the core from a head of lettuce from that movie. But I mainly remember Lillian Gish telling Alan Alda that she overheard the doctors talking and they were going to take out all her nerves and sell them. Sometimes I say that when I'm feeling…

Yeah. I think it's for tweens and teens what Annoying Orange was to 9-year-olds.

The only part of this show I dislike is Amy Pietz. I am not into that storyline at all. Someone kill her off or something.

My parents' recently retired pastor went to the protests. He said there's not a whole lot of "mainstream media" coverage. I guess you need a celebrity to get attention.

I recently caught an old Wonder Woman tv show episode in which WW was going after a bad guy who had tied up Steve. She went to untie him and he told her to leave him like that and go get the villain. He put the gag back in his mouth and lay back down. I found that a nice nod to Marston.

Thank you for this! That's the hardest I've laughed in a long time, just reading a bit of it online. I'm seeking it out today! Do you have the recipe for Kooky Cake?

Off the top of my head, Love and Rockets So Alive and Dolly Parton's Hard Candy Christmas.

That's it!

I once saw a clip from an English kids show that used a lot of sex euphemisms and was actually a joke rehearsal or something. (Lord I sound old. Remember that show from that time, with the guy?)

I felt comforted when watching USA Kids Club. Hey! It's a club for me!

Man, You Can't Do That on Television was the best. Maybe that's why I want to move to Canada. I feel like there might be another reason.

The Krusty Krab.

One time at a nearby Arby's I noticed a cashier being very patient with a couple of kids who were there by themselves and not used to having to order or pay for things. She walked them through the process and was very kind. She wasn't much older than they were. Good Service Bell, for sure.

Absolutely

He needed the money.

"What is yer stewpid fucking point?" Best line from "Infamous."

Exactly. And Richard Karn hasn't aged much. No drugs in his past, I guess.

I seriously consider changing my last name to "Auberjonois" every once in a while.