These read a little bit like they were watched with the reviewer's phone in hand, checking twitter or reddit while they jot down some notes to write a review around.

How is Robert Rodriguez not on this list?

UNLEARN!

You may not have to get the joke. But if it is your goddamn profession, you should be able to recognize there IS a joke.

Hickey was an instant 10 out of 10, as well. And I adore Frankie.

Yes, she was cleaning a litter box.

Weird review.

The only thing I find unattractive about her is the frequency with which she mentions how unattractive she must be.

I was the 5th grader with a Rear Window poster on my wall.

Conan was far from his best on the Tonight Show, but he was still better than both Leno and Fallon, so I don't know if you are exactly speaking truth to power here.

Holy Shit! Duffman just solved every problem. Why hasn't this been tried before?

"Why is that movie I wrote so shitty? I feel like I'm helping them steal poor people's money…"

Why was this removed by staff? Too close to home? :

I have become frustrated by the quality of many reviews on this site lately, so I would be a right shit if I didn't compliment this reviewer. Good job. Enhanced my enjoyment of this great show.

I was trying to figure out the function of this article as I was reading it, and finally realized the point:

This finale was a lot of fun and this review reads like a grumpy book report (which is not uncommon these days).

True, although I just rewatched the late middle of Season 2 not long ago. So more isn't necessarily a good thing when it's all beauty pageants and James Hurley road trips.

I'm betting that the crux of the deal was that Showtime wanted more episodes if they were going to shell out more money for Lynch. Which is a decent compromise.

Wow. He does it for every single comment he makes, too.

Whelp, you're the only one talking about them here.