"I love these things that make fun of bad movies, but I hate this thing that I haven't listened to that makes fun of a bad movie, because of a strawman mindset I've assigned to them as the intention behind said thing I haven't listened to."

In this comments section: people angry about a podcast they haven't listened to, but would lose their shit if you said Firefly looked dumb or they thought you'd started with the "wrong" season of a TV show you didn't like.