I hate that you're calling it insane because I've been so deep in the conspiracy threads that I'd reached the "it's 100%, absolutely, without a shadow of a date happening" phase

They made it into a tv show!

Can't remember where I read it (could have even been Lena's instagram?) but she says he writes his best one liners. Which makes sense how he consistently *gets* the best one liners.

It's for the Modern Love column, which is exclusively creative non-fiction about love. It's a weekly column. It's not being presented as news, and a gambit of people write the essays: old, young, un-published, famous, etc.

FAIR. I thought hannah horvath would think selena gomez, but maybe I'm conflating lena dunham's social media presence with Hannah. I really thought that was a quintessential "hannah misunderstanding Jessa" moment but you might be right about the song not having been out.

My favorite quote was Jessa saying "The heart wants what it wants," and Hannah replying, 'You do KNOW who you're quoting."