Most of the Jon Snow post revival to me has felt synthetic or unauthentic.

Well Walder Frey is dead so what's the point?

Olenna Tyrell is 100% my spirit animal.

Well Jon is a Stark, even if he's a Snow, he has all this view about honor and all that crap so I presume he couldn't stand to have a child murderer in his ranks even if she's the one that resurrected him.

Oh, well thanks for the lesson.

Yeah but is he super ripped under that sweater?

We're talking full circle.

Noooooo. Baelish is from "The Fingers" and he was a little boy, so Littlefinger.

Varys and Littlefinger do talk about his gash in season 1.

I'm no biologist, but I believe a lack of balls would make one unable to rape, as you are unable to get erect?

The show went from character driven intricacies to: BIGGER, HONEY, BIGGER!

She has a bad pussy.

So what was the point of the Sand Snakes this season?

Yeah, Sue was unhinged and insane in that universe I believe.

I genuinely thought this would be about that time when he had sex with the nanny.

I'd have sex with Affleck, but only if he's in full Batman mode, like swole to the max with the Batman mask on.

Jordana Brewster as the Mummy!

Was it ever said WHO Tom Cruise would play?

From what I understand, one reads Fantastic Four and FF, the Avengers and New Avengers and the Secret Wars?

Fergie.