Is this Danzig? Am I listening to Danzig?

What, pray, are "tricky tonal tempos"? What does the word "tonal" have to do with rhythm? See, this is why non-musicians have little credibility when it comes to music criticism. They always try so hard to incorporate as much musical terminology as possible, as if to prove some vain point, and always end up misusing…

I can't decide which made me cringe more, that poor deluded kid's shiny puffy non-expressive $100,000 meatbag he calls a Bieber face, or their let's-just-autotune-everything-because-we've-clearly-never-attempted-to-sing-before approach to recording…