I'll be interested in seeing how my opinion of Wes Anderson movies changes over time. My favorite at the moment is Rushmore, possibly because I'm not too far out of the age at which you feel disaffected and alienated and are trying to find your voice. Maybe in a few decades I'll like The Royal Tenenbaums, since that…

The thing about a lot of classic musicals is that they were basically cobbled together. Singin' in the Rain was not the first movie to feature the song "Singin' in the Rain", but somehow, that sequence of Gene Kelly skipping along without a care in the world is the best use of that song to date. And the bit with the…

If nothing else, this week was a definite improvement over the last. I have a birthday coming up, so I decided to have a gathering of the sort that I've grown used to hosting: I baked a cake and invited everyone to come over, eat it, and watch Doctor Who with me. Sadly, nobody showed up. It's not the first time that's…

In that sense, the Christian film market is no different from the mainstream. How much did the last Transformers film make, anyway?

Hey, it happened to Mercedes Ruehl. And she was really good in The Fisher King.

That's knot a gneiss thing to say.

Chapter four of the first Xanth book features the young protagonist sitting in on a rape trial. Basically, the judge reasons that the girl must have wanted it or she wouldn't have let it happen and everyone goes along with it. I reiterate that this comes within the first 100 pages of the first book of a series…

When I was in high school, everyone giggled at the bit about Martin Luther nailing his theses to the door, I guess because it sounds like "feces" and the thought of him smearing his feces all over the door is funny if you're really immature. Also, he apparently had indigestion and had weird dreams about Satan coming…

I watched this indie movie called The Wise Kids just before it got yanked off of Netflix earlier this week. Good film. It's about a couple of Christian teens in North Carolina who are wondering what their faith means to them as they contemplate the next step in their lives. One of them is gay, and refreshingly, his…

I feel like there are always going to be people who treat others like shit, then drop a few bucks into a collection basket and say, "There, I'm a good person." You know, like those uber-Christians who left a note for their gay waiter saying they couldn't tip him because they don't condone that "lifestyle". Yeah, I'm…

I find his lack of awareness of Star Wars quotes disturbing.

God's not dead, He is surely alive!

Take a deep breath, man.

I'll take that as a compliment.

I wish more serial killers would use their personal views about overpopulation as an excuse for murdering people. I mean, it makes about as much sense as what you're saying.

Being rescued is awesome. Being rescued by Harrison Ford? The very possibility makes me want to get lost on purpose on the off chance he'll come for me.

Yes.

It makes sense. I mean, did you ever think Bugs Bunny looked hot when he dressed up as a girl bunny to fool Elmer Fudd?

Have fun. I have work this weekend. Then I'll go home and masturbate.

I liked Bill Paxton in Independence Day and Ruthless People.