It was a formative experience for many of us. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I love them almost as much as I'd love Don Cheadle naked on a bed of rice.

I still wish they'd get an HBO CEO of Dongs.

Dolphins are heartless killers and are cute even when they're full-sized. Nature is funny that way.

She does get some of the show's best lines, though:

Say that about 800 times slower and you'll have my feelings on the subject.

STOMM!

I liked seeing his dong on the UK QAF. His best accent is his native one.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GRRM IS FAT

Yeah, she was also in The Nativity Scene, which I didn't see, because why the fuck would I want to watch that? I hope the Dorne subplots have a little more pop on the screen, because I'm reading book four right now and it's a real slog.

Well, there can always be more rape, can't there? I mean, I could be raping somebody RIGHT THIS SECOND but I'm not, because I'm posting here.

Shouldn't it?

I bailed on the latest season on Who after "Mummy on the Orient Express". The episode itself was okay, but finding out that 12 lied to Clara to get her on the train was the straw that broke my back. I think that's where it crossed the line from being a strained relationship to an abusive one. And I liked "Kill the…

I can't remember which musician it was who, when criticized for licensing his music for commercials or movies or something, said something to the effect of, "People can call me a sell-out, but really, all that means is that I like being able to keep the lights on and buy food. If that's the choice I have to make, then…

I was having a shitty day one summer home from college and wandered by a friend's place. He wasn't home, so I loitered for a bit and peeked in the front window, then wandered off. A few minutes later, a cop car pulls up and the cops get out to ask me if I'm doing alright. That's it. They just wanted to know if I was…

She hit it with a paddle. What's the big deal?

She's not much of an actress, but she knows how to stand there and look hot. In Hollywood, sometimes that's all you need.

I had to perform a monologue from Red Light Winter for an acting class when I was in college. I'm not sure what it is about me that made the teacher think I'd be perfect for the part of a neurotic writer who never gets laid, but I always thought that play had kind of a Sideways vibe to it. It could work fairly well as…

Kathryn Bigelow has never been the world's subtlest director. Point Break is fun, but it doesn't make very much sense. (I especially love the bit where all the guys are conversing with each other while skydiving. Guys, you wouldn't be able to hear a single word.) Still, she gets the adrenaline flowing rather nicely. Ze…

RTD has never been very consistent even when he's at his best. His best, though, is absolutely brilliant (see: "Children of Earth", "Midnight" from Doctor Who).