I could edit or delete this, but instead I will soak up the sweet, sweet shame of my illiteracy.

Someone should explain to Ralph Fiennes that he's not Samuel L Jackson, he can turn a role down once in a while.

People still buy Weezer albums, so….

The man could play the hell out of a guitar, too. Awful loss for music lovers everywhere.

No, I'm sorry, the judges would have accepted either "What is a Wunderlich Score?" or "What is your current BAC?" as the correct question.

Hey wrong man.

Blaming the audience for not being able to parse his dense storytelling? That's approaching M. Night Shyamalan levels of narcissistic douchbaggery.

I've watched that movie a hundred time and I still find it hard to believe.

If I ever knew the world would come to this, I would have told Mission Control to just aim me and the other guys in Apollo 13 into the sun.

Phineas & Ferb won me over when a character in a Girl Scout-like troop gave an empassioned motivational speech which quoted liberally from John Belushi's speech at the end of "Animal House", complete with the brief cut-away aside, "Forget it, she's on a roll…". Cartoons that include as many jokes for the adults in the…

That was in the same room as their scene from a few episodes ago, where Venus tried to break up with Tig, so I'm sure they shot that footage then and recycled it for the finale.

From the way it was filmed, I thought they took the final scene from "Toonces the Driving Cat," but I will defer to your research.

Maybe because I made the same mistake three posts below you.

"Knowing Sutter he'll probably have her knocked up with another kid."

Gotta be honest, even though I've been expecting her to return, somehow I completely missed her. When did she reappear?

You have to watch, derpy doo stupid plan #5,635 is a dead bolt cinch.

God I hate this show now. I counted no less than five times that Sutter used a cell phone call to transition between scenes, a lazy writing trope and pet peeve that has grated on me all season. At least Abel got through his one line tonight without looking into the camera.

His mother was a junkie, so I can understand the thought, but there is no possible way Sutter wrote the character that way. My guess is the actors were chosen when they were much younger for their resemblance to Hunnam, long before anyone thought or cared whether they could deliver any lines.

I don't know, this is a show where the president of the Grim Reapers got his face caved in by August Marks' goon squad, for absolutely no reason I can think of, and then walked up to Jax afterward saying, "Anything for you, brother."

I really hate to pick on a little kid, but he couldn't even convincingly thank Wendy for a cup of milk.