Domo… someone beat me to it, didn't they?

If they had spent more money and less effort on this it could be a Sophia Coppola joint.

Mynd you, streaming moose bytes Kan be pretti nasti.

HOW 'BOUT WAHLBAHG, YA QUEEAH?

Gotta let 'em breathe.

And it was invented by Muslims.

Have you ever written a TV show? Have you ever written a TV show on weed?

I've been drinking beer and all I have left is liquor. I don't want to lose this buzz, but I don't… ah, fuck it.

No way, bud.

Downvoted.

When I big ole vagina opportunity eat it.

If they do Jaws will they need a bigger reboot?

He's not a man! He's Hawk!

Rectal excavations.

How could you not go mad what with all the sand in that movie?

No, but I get how a cretin like you might think so.

Transformers: Age of Extinction
Domestic Total Gross: $245,439,076

That whole epilogue is perfect.

Sorry, I guess I'll stop trying.

Pretty lazy stuff, I'll Grant you.