But your own opinion on the matter is ambiguous. Are you true blue or one of those brown clowns?

All about Hoth base?

In Soviet Russia, joker Yakov Smirnoff isn't so bizarre.

Hey, the term "micro aggression" is one of my triggers.

Of course she does, the frigid bitch!

I saw that movie! Didn't Joss Whedon write it or did he just produce?

Fuckin' 3-D bullshit.

Good luck finding a boyfriend who lactose.

Ms. Howard does look a little bit like Orin.

60% of the time 1970s time works all the time.

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! BUTTERFLY PRESS FOLDS AFTER MEDIA METAMORPHOSIS!

Where can one purchase one of those? Are the pricier models less or more rapey than the cheaper ones? Are they electric or gas? I'm betting electric.

Yeah, all I've seen of it is the trailer, so I can't say with any authority that it's pretentious instead of a genuine celebration of wit.

Gosling is hot enough to melt steel memes.

Yeah, because he's hung like a dead horse.

On the other hand there's a lot of stuff here that I wouldn't mind having replaced by Snowpiercer.

You know, as annoying as that was, at least they didn't recite a poem five fucking times. "Do not go gentle into that-" Again?!?!
FUCK YOU!

Isn't that a play? We're talking film here, and that's a horse of a different color. So beat it.

It's like, how much more moist could this be? And the answer is none. None more moist.

And that van faaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnngggg…. zzz… zzz… zzz.