Less delicately: they dangle or droop.

Only an ignoramus would ever have thought that.

VH1 CEO of Twins'… Tits? Titses? Twoobies?

Leonard likes this.

That seems a little hypocritical coming from a rod. Or is it jealousy?

What are the people of Duluth called? Dullards?

What the hell was that movie really about? Class struggle? The bourgeoisie's vain attempts to deny existential horror? Sexy anthropomorphic MILF mice? Anti-animal pharmaceutical testing?

You might wish to consider anal-a-sis, which is French for "anal with your sister."

You mean… vagina?

.AIFF? Everyone on AOL knows it's .WAV or nothin'.

"On its surface, the ring is just a charming token in a charming film."
When I think of Breakfast At Tiffany's and tokens, it's not the crackerjack ring that comes to mind.

"Rule 34. Ah-ha-ha!"

Hey, if this thing can interact with my 12 cats so that I don't have to then I can finally have my brain put into that oxytocin filled aquarium I've got in my Amazon wishlist (it's even eligible for free two-day shipping with my Amazon Prime membership!).

As a person who prefaces every statement with a declaration of my bonafides, I can tell you that doing so is insufferable. #AsABlank

Considering the state of the nation's bridges I hope he ejects long before arrival.

A cup holder is handy, even in the wastelands.

Would you ask Tom Petty that?

I bet it was Chris Christie and that The Boss had to use some of that money to buy some kind of monstrous sidecar.

That's exactly what I herd.

None of my attempts to craft a punning reply fit together.